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    <title>The Happy Phantom</title>
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      <title>&lt;font size=3&gt;Crushing Dissent&lt;/font&gt;</title>
      <link>http://illyriajones.blogdrive.com/archive/37.html</link>
      <pubDate>Sat, 14 Oct 2006 18:08:34 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Because of my migraine headache accompanied by nausea, I direct you the Unclaimed Territory's editorial on Peggy Noonan's complaints about the Left's intolerance of dissent. This is one of the finest op-ed responses I have read in the Blogosphere since my return.



Before you read Glenn Greenwald's piece, remember the words of Teddy Roosevelt: &quot;To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that
we are to stand by the president, right or wrong, is not only
unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American
public.&quot; (1918)



Seditious indeed, Mr.... (more)</description>
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      <title>&lt;font size=3&gt;You Can Count On Me, Part II&lt;/font&gt;</title>
      <link>http://illyriajones.blogdrive.com/archive/36.html</link>
      <pubDate>Sat, 14 Oct 2006 00:41:48 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>This
week had the highest highs and the lowest lows. Sometimes, it is
difficult to find the balance when something doesn't just tip the
scale, but sends one side careening over the edge of the table. 



I have a lot to be thankful for. A good job. A roof over my head. A
loving family, even if they are far away. And I am thankful for these
things. But sometimes . . . sometimes I reach out for something to make
my life a little less ordinary. And sometimes the less ordinary finds
me.



In walks The Czech. 



Since I have been back in MarsVegas (after the one-and-a-half... (more)</description>
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      <title>&lt;font size=3&gt;Call of the Wild&lt;/f&gt;</title>
      <link>http://illyriajones.blogdrive.com/archive/35.html</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2006 22:51:43 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Today at work, I brought in a fantastic chocolate cake! Just this big, fat decadent cake to celebrate my one year on the job. It was delicious through and through! But being that it was of such mammouth proportions, there was plenty of leftover scrumptious cake after myself and my coworkers consumed our hefty portions. We work in one of five buildings --not one much bigger than the other, but they are spread out through the campus. I placed the leftover chocolate cake in the kitchen of my building, but then I thought no one in the other buildings will know it's here, and I didn't want it to... (more)</description>
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      <title>&lt;font size=3&gt;You Can Count On Me&lt;/f&gt;</title>
      <link>http://illyriajones.blogdrive.com/archive/34.html</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2006 00:31:02 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>For the last several years, I have held Kenneth Lonergan's film You Can Count on Me
in high regard. I certainly enjoyed the acting debut of Mark Ruffalo,
and I never thought the performances from Laura Linney and Matthew
Broderick were ever phoned in. The scenes between Terry (Ruffalo) and
his nephew Rudy (Rory Culkin) were certainly unexpected and touching.
And the relationship between Sammi (Linney) and her pedantic boss were
crackling with the undercurrent of bizarre attraction and humor. But
all this has been cast into doubt by a filmhound friend who claims the
dialogue and scenes... (more)</description>
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      <title>&lt;font size=3&gt;Candy Everybody Wants&lt;/font&gt;</title>
      <link>http://illyriajones.blogdrive.com/archive/33.html</link>
      <pubDate>Sat, 07 Oct 2006 14:27:47 GMT</pubDate>
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                         Life
is sweet! Why wouldn't it be? Plenty of sunshine and cool weather
outside! I'm happy and healthy with a good job, good friends, and good
times that just keep rolling in.  And now the office is sweet, too!
  

This week, our friends in business services, which is everybody,
received bags and bags of sweet, sweet candy. Why? For being such
sweet, sweet employees. But this was no ordinary candy! This candy was
accompanied by puns. And who doesn't love a good pun? Really? I never
tire of someone telling me how great Ernest Hemingway's The Pun Also Rises is.... (more)</description>
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      <title>&lt;font size=3&gt;&quot;And Just Like That . . . &lt;/font&gt;</title>
      <link>http://illyriajones.blogdrive.com/archive/32.html</link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Oct 2006 02:16:55 GMT</pubDate>
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    .
. . life descended from the sky and landed on my humble doorstep.
Nothing alien, nothing strange, but something with a beating heart and
a will so strong and so wonderful. Kindness, gentleness, and stunning
intelligence all wrapped with a checkered ribbon. A slight pout, a
shadowy softness, and a mysterious sparkle. Not quite foreign, not
quite native, not quite like anything I had ever witnessed, but there
it is, on my doorstep.&quot;  I
feel very much alive today --much more so than I have felt in months.
Alive and for once I think I am happy. I'm told by peers and friends
that... (more)</description>
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      <title>&lt;font size=3&gt;Someone's back!&lt;/font&gt;</title>
      <link>http://illyriajones.blogdrive.com/archive/31.html</link>
      <pubDate>Sat, 30 Sep 2006 20:25:27 GMT</pubDate>
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    Someone's back in Marvinsburg, but I'm not saying who just yet.   
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      <title>&lt;font size=3&gt;Comment Spam&lt;/font&gt;</title>
      <link>http://illyriajones.blogdrive.com/archive/30.html</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 21 Aug 2005 20:17:11 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>
 Enough with the Comments Spam from BigNews.Com!  Am I the only blogger getting these lame posts?

 Why do I even
bother posting about people who can't even be bothered to read this
damn blog? Yep, I think this blog may be heading for the scrapheap of
rejected journals. Comment spammers, don't even bother. No one's
reading.  

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      <title>&lt;font size=3&gt;The Comedy Episode&lt;/font&gt;</title>
      <link>http://illyriajones.blogdrive.com/archive/29.html</link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2005 14:24:24 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>
 Oh,
life has been difficult lately, and I haven't been posting regularly
because the neverending job search has taken precedence. Yesterday, I
dumbed down my resume and wrote a great cover letter about how I want
to be a mortgage shipper for a retirement community. I'm not really
sure what a mortgage shipper is, but I thought I could sort of get
enthused by it.

 So, I've been
trying to conserve my pennies and live on the cheap without looking
like it. The other day I had a migraine and had to take some special
medicine for it. Well this special medicine always gives me bursts... (more)</description>
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      <title>&lt;font size=3&gt;The People That You Meet in Marvinsburg&lt;/font&gt;</title>
      <link>http://illyriajones.blogdrive.com/archive/27.html</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2005 14:39:49 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>
 A
couple of weeks ago, Archie Artifact and I stopped at The Hamhock
Tavern to see Chris Merrell, a vocalist and guitarist who has been
touring with The Grass Roots for the last ten years or so --but when he
isn't touring the urban cities of the nation, he's here in Marvinsburg.
Oh yeah, we're just that cool.  
So I guess you're wondering who Chris Merrell is. Well, I'm not lying
about him being in The Grass Roots . . . oh, you want to know who The
Grass Roots are!!! Good question. I asked it myself. I mean, I always
heard of them and knew they were one of those Allman-esque bands... (more)</description>
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